A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'