Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.