Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I Know It's Not A Lamp, Keep Rubbing! Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!