Adolescence: A Stage Between Infancy And Adultery.

Censor, N. An Officer Of Certain Governments, Employed To Supress The Works Of Genius. Among The Romans The Censor Was An Inspector Of Public Morals, But The Public Morals Of Modern Nations Will Not Bear Inspection.

Picture, N. A Representation In Two Dimensions Of Something Wearisome In Three.

An Egotist Is A Person Of Low Taste - More Interested In Himself Than In Me.

Orphan, N. A Living Person Whom Death Has Deprived Of The Power Of Filial Ingratitude . . .

Learning, N. The Kind Of Ignorance Distinguishing The Studious.