Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain -

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.

It's Always Something

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.