Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.