Diplomacy: Lying In State.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.