Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.