Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.