I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.