Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

You'd Be Amazed At What I Can Do. Did You Know I Can Swim?

It's Not Like I'm Looking For A Blonde Or A Brunette, Light-skinned Or Dark-skinned. I Feel Like I Give Any Girl A Fighting Chance.

These Are My Shoes That I Designed From Top To The Very Sole To The Very Top To The Bottom. Laces.

I've Always Been Honest With All My Kids. So I - If They Did Well, They Did Well. And If They Didn't, Actually, I Asked, Did You Try Your Best? And If They Tried Their Best, Then, You Know, I Back Out Because I Expect Them To Be Honest With Me Or With Themselves. And I Can't Make You Go Out There And Work Out Hard.

You Can Tell A Great Athlete By, Like, Not How Many Times He Wins, Unlike When He Loses. Because That's What Is Gonna Make A Swimmer.