Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

I Want To Be Different, And Fashion Gives Me That Outlet To Do That.

I Was A Little Troublemaker. Always Trying To Get In Trouble, Always Mischief, Like Throwing Rocks At Cars When I Was Younger, All That Kind Of Stuff.

You Know, Honestly, If A Girl Can Make Me Laugh, I'm Pretty Much Sold.

It's Spelled J-e-a-h. If You Say It Like How It's Spelled It's ‘jee-ah.’ But, That's Boring; No One Wants To Hear That. So You Have To Really Put That Emphatis [sic] On That ‘j.’ And Then The ‘a-h’ Kinda Just Flows.

Pain, Tolerance, Endurance-when It Comes Down To That Point, There's Always Something Left. You Just Have To Find It.