It's Not Like I'm Looking For A

You Know, Honestly, If A Girl Can Make Me Laugh, I'm Pretty Much Sold.

It's Not Like I'm Looking For A Blonde Or A Brunette, Light-skinned Or Dark-skinned. I Feel Like I Give Any Girl A Fighting Chance.

I Was A Little Troublemaker. Always Trying To Get In Trouble, Always Mischief, Like Throwing Rocks At Cars When I Was Younger, All That Kind Of Stuff.

I've Hung Out With Jay-z A Couple Of Times, And He Was Awesome.

The Key To The Lochte Haircut Is Being Fresh And Looking Up-to-date.