All Bayonets Are Bad.

If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or A Needle, Why Not A Silver Churn?

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

Poverty Is Obsolete And Hunger Is Abolished

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass

When The Enterprising Burglar Isn't Burgling; When The Cut-throat Isn't Occupied In Crime; He Loves To Hear The Little Brook A-gurgling; And Listen To The Merry Village Chime.