All Children Have Brain Damage!

All Children Have Brain Damage!

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

If You Listen Carefully To What A Child Is Saying To You, You'll See That He Has A Point To Make. So I Listen. And I Answer Them Just As Seriously As Possible. And If I Don't Know The Answer, I'll Tell Them I Don't Know.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.