All Great Truths Begin As Blasphemies.

You Can Rave About Stravinsky Without The Slightest Risk Of Being Classified As A Lunatic By The Next Generation .

Whether You Think Jesus Was God Or Not, You Must Admit He Was A First-rate Political Economist.

Titles Distinguish The Mediocre, Embarrass The Superior, And Are Disgraced By The Inferior.

If A Man Is Indolent, Let Him Be Poor. If He Is Drunken, Let Him Be Poor.... Also--somewhat Inconsistently--blessed Are The Poor!

Get Married, But Never To A Man Who Is Home All Day.