All I've Ever Done Is Try To

I Will Always Prefer A Hardback Book, But I'm Drawn To Digital Because It's So Easy To Acquire Them When I'm Having A Need-to-read Moment.

My Humor Was Kind Of From My Dad And All The Stuff That We Went Through, Which Was A Lot Of Death. My Humor Was An Escape.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?

I'm Completely Changing My Diet. My Nutritionist Recommends I Must Now Stop Eating Food I Have Already Eliminated.