All I've Ever Done Is Try To

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

My Dad Told Me If I Was Ever Intimidated By Anyone, Just Picture Them With Their Clothes Off. He Said That's How He Dealt With My Mom.

Everyone I Love I Pay.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.