All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.