I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

Going Out To Eat Is Expensive. I Was Out At One Restaurant And They Didn't Have Prices On The Menu. Just Faces With Different Expressions Of Horror.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen