All My Adult Life I've Been In

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.