You Have To Work At It If

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.