My Goal As A Young Man, To

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.