God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.

It Wasn't A Healthy Attitude, But It Wasn't Really A Healthy World.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.