Happiness Is A Moving Target.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

I Don't Think I Have Even Achieved Fame. Of Course, Hemingway Says That Fame Is Death's Little Sister.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.