I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979