We're Going To Make That Lone Star

There Is A Difference Between Who Is Important And Who Is Significant.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.