I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.