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If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.