I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too

The Main Health Hazard In The World Today Is People Who Don't Love Themselves.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.