I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.