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Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.