The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.