The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

-Kinky Friedman

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The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas

Kinky Friedman

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

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Texas

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World

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

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