I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.