I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.