If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.