The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.