I'll Keep Us Out Of War With

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.