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All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.