They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.