They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.