True Love Usually Results In A Hostage

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

The Main Health Hazard In The World Today Is People Who Don't Love Themselves.