True Love Usually Results In A Hostage

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks Are Bloodsucking Parasites.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.