You Never Marry The Person You First

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks Are Bloodsucking Parasites.