I've Got A Head Of Hair Better

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

I Want To See A Jew In The White House.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.