Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.