Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.