If You're Going To Be An Artist,

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.