Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.