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Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.