If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.