All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break

I'm Glad I Brought This Course, This Monster, To Its Knees.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practicing, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning So I Could Hit Balls. I'd Be At The Practice Tee At The Crack Of Dawn, Hit Balls For A Few Hours, Then Take A Break And Get Right Back To It. And I Still Thoroughly Enjoy It. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply - When Anyone Is - It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

If A Man Can Shoot 10 Birdies, There's No Reason Why He Can't Shoot 18. Why Can't You Birdie Every Hole On The Course?