All The Survivors Of The War Had

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

Do Thou Restrain The Haughty Spirit In Thy Breast, For Better Far Is Gentle Courtesy.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

The Chance Of War Is Equal, And The Slayer Oft Is Slain.

All Deaths Are Hateful To Miserable Mortals, But The Most Pitiable Death Of All Is To Starve.