Do Thou Restrain The Haughty Spirit In

I Discovered A Meal Between Breakfast And Brunch.

A Boy Without Mischief Is Like A Bowling Ball Without A Liquid Center.

When You're In My House You Shall Do As I Do And Believe Who I Believe In. So Bart Butter Your Bacon.

Thou Shalt Not Take Moochers Into Thy Hut?

Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like Me, For Sacred Ev'n To Gods Is Misery.