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I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.

Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of Dr. Pepper. Dude Didn't Even Get His Degree.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

I Like It When You Reach Into A Vending Machine To Grab Your Candy Bar, And That Flap Goes Up To Block You From Reaching Up? That's A Good Invention. Before That, It Was Hard Times For The Vending Machine Owners. "yeah, What Candy Bar Are You Getting?" "that One, And Every One On The Bottom Row!"

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.