All Things Happen For A Purpose.

You Are The Shuckiest Shuck Faced Shuck In The World!

I Think Judy Blume, Stephen King, And Dean Koontz Are The Three Authors Responsible For My Being Where I Am Today. I Owe Them A Lot.

Be Unpredictable, Be Real, Be Interesting. Tell A Good Story.

I Sent A Lot Of Publishing Ideas To My Publisher, About 30 Of Them. Each Time Except 3, I Got A "rejection Letter". This Is Basically What A Rejection Letter Is Like: Hello Pathetic Moron, We Read Your Book. It Sucked. Don't Send Us Another One. If You Do, We Will Run Over Your Grandmother With A Bus. Don't Do It. From, Your Publisher

No. I Kind Of Accepted It, In A Way. That Saving You Was Worth Losing What We Might've Had.