All You Need Is A Bad Angle

All You Need Is A Bad Angle And Suddenly Youre 30 Pounds Overweight.

My Dad Was Very Fun And Very Adventurous, And From A Formative Age I Learned To Value Men Who Would Do Things On A Whim.

Men Act Out Like They're Horrified By Marriage, But When They Find The Woman Of Their Dreams, They Love It.

It Was All About Flying Round The World, Working Hard, Being On The Cover Of Vogue, Making Money. It Wasn't Fun. It Was Exhausting, But I Was Young And Convinced I Knew Best.

Once I Was Chased By The King Of All Scorpions. I Have The Most Notorious Animal Stories.